well I can't set my house on fire every night
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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