watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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