I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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