Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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