guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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