Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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