nut hugger
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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