weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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