That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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