did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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