By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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