Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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