Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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