so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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