We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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