I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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