This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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