too bad you live with your parents still
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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