That's intense
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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