you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
