Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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