Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I lost the right to judge tonight
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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