Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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