Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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