If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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