But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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