Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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