It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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