Plan B is the new Plan A
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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