either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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