just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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