i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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