her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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