AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
and you fell through a lawn chair
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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