Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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