when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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