I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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