I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
