Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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