So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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