You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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