i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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