i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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