David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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