I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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