Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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