she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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