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the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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