She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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