I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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