I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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