That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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