I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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